You're My Exit Liquidity Tee — Charcoal

Okay babe, quick lesson on trading stocks and crypto because the boys in your DMs won't explain it (they don't actually get it either).

Exit liquidity is whoever buys in right as you're cashing out. You got in early, rode it up, and someone has to take it off your hands at the top. They think they're getting in on something big. You're already gone, and they're left holding the bag when it crashes.

So you're my exit liquidity means I was here first, I know when to leave, and you're paying for my next holiday.

Every guy on crypto Twitter is terrified of being someone's exit liquidity. I'm the girl who just made him one.

Soft, fitted baby tee. Cropped just right. Wear it to brunch, to the airport, or while he's still refreshing his portfolio.